Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house?
The whole vibe was anything ghost.
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Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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I was invited to a party.
Suddenly I farted when an angry man shouted: "Why do you fart in presence of my wife?"
I only gazed him for some moments and calmly told him:"Sorry I didn't know it was her turn."
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At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl.
Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously.
The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch.
She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage.
"Look," she said.
"We only met a half hour ago.
How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other."
"You're wrong," the young man declared.
"For the past 5 years I've been working in the bank where your father has his account."
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons?
A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
A: Women!