Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
I went to the groceries because I wanted to buy one bottle of milk. I have found out that I´ve got only 0,50 cent and the mild has cost 1 euro. I have told the saleswoman that I have only 0,50 cent and I want to buy one bottle of milk. She has solved the situation very practically. She has taken the mop, went to the storage, cleaned the floor with spilled milk on it, she has pressed out the mop to the carry bag and gave it to me. At home I have added this milk to the coffee, I have felt something like stones or something like that under my teeth, but the coffee was really tasty. After that came my friends and the party has continued as usual.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?" "Just send an account for such advice" replied the lawyer. On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 account. That afternoon he received a $100 account from the lawyer.
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it's Halloween!
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party? A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.