Joke #12175

Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party? A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.

Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!

Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?

Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."

One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.

I went to the groceries because I wanted to buy one bottle of milk. I have found out that I´ve got only 0,50 cent and the mild has cost 1 euro. I have told the saleswoman that I have only 0,50 cent and I want to buy one bottle of milk. She has solved the situation very practically. She has taken the mop, went to the storage, cleaned the floor with spilled milk on it, she has pressed out the mop to the carry bag and gave it to me. At home I have added this milk to the coffee, I have felt something like stones or something like that under my teeth, but the coffee was really tasty. After that came my friends and the party has continued as usual.

Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!

Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.

Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.

The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.

A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."