The best phone jokes

Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, phone
When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
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has 26.76 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: phone, women
Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.
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has 25.35 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Little Johnny had just returned from his summer break and gone back to school. Three days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Hold on," she said. "I had Johnny with me for the entire summer and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
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has 23.57 % from 297 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, phone, school, teacher
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn’t have. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
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has 22.01 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, health, old people, phone
One morning I called my girlfriend and his father picked "Hello who are you?" I heard that heavy voice and quickly replied a while "hey Eric where are you the choir is about to begin?" "What choir?" he asked. "Come on Eric stop kidding around and get your ass over here" the father then replied "Sorry am not Eric and I don't know what you are talking about I am dr Stephen" he said. I then said "oh sorry I must have misdialled" I then hang up and decided I am never gonna call that girl again...
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has 21.01 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: church, communication, dad, phone, relationship
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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has 7.91 % from 428 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
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