Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.