Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.