Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.