Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"