Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.