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A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, democrat, political
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency? A: At least two!
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has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: democrat, political, republican
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: kids, mean, political, ugly, women
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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has 41.94 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, political, racist, work
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious, time
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner. Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck. The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up. Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in. "Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, duck, food, political
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