A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency? A: At least two!
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner. Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck. The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up. Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in. "Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."