The best political jokes

How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: marriage, political, wedding
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
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has 46.29 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: democrat, genie, political, republican, stupid
You all know why the government got rid of the mafia? They don't like completion.
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has 46.03 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: business, political
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, political
Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: kids, political, teacher
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Bill Clinton were on the yellow brick road, going to see the Wizard of Oz. When they got there, the Wizard of Oz said they could each have one wish. ''I want to have brains,'' said George W. POOF! He got some brains. ''I want to have a heart,'' said Dick Cheney. POOF! He had a heart (albeit a problematic one.) ''I want to have courage,'' said Colin Powell. POOF! He had courage. Finally it was former President, Bill Clinton's turn. ''Well, what do you want?'' asked the Wizard. Clinton thought a moment and asked, ''Ummm... Is Dorothy around?''
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, political, sport
Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
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