The best political jokes

Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
has 48.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: birthday, medical, political, republican, science
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
has 48.03 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
has 48.02 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: communication, democrat, political
How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."
has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: marriage, political, wedding
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
You all know why the government got rid of the mafia? They don't like completion.
has 45.24 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: business, political
The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious, time
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
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