Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
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A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS:
Dangerous
Excessive
Member
Of
Crazy
Rats
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How did Barack propose to Michelle?
He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."
The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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You all know why the government got rid of the mafia?
They don't like completion.
The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day.
Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.