The best political jokes

How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."
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has 48.78 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: marriage, political, wedding
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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has 48.03 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
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has 48.02 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: communication, democrat, political
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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has 47.42 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: birthday, medical, political, republican, science
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
You all know why the government got rid of the mafia? They don't like completion.
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has 45.24 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: business, political
The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious, time
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
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