The best political jokes

A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
has 47.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, democrat, political
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: kids, mean, political, ugly, women
How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."
has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: marriage, political, wedding
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Bill Clinton were on the yellow brick road, going to see the Wizard of Oz. When they got there, the Wizard of Oz said they could each have one wish. ''I want to have brains,'' said George W. POOF! He got some brains. ''I want to have a heart,'' said Dick Cheney. POOF! He had a heart (albeit a problematic one.) ''I want to have courage,'' said Colin Powell. POOF! He had courage. Finally it was former President, Bill Clinton's turn. ''Well, what do you want?'' asked the Wizard. Clinton thought a moment and asked, ''Ummm... Is Dorothy around?''
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, political, sport
You all know why the government got rid of the mafia? They don't like completion.
has 44.54 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: business, political
Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
has 43.88 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, political, racist, work
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
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