You all know why the government got rid of the mafia? They don't like completion.
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Bill Clinton were on the yellow brick road, going to see the Wizard of Oz. When they got there, the Wizard of Oz said they could each have one wish. ''I want to have brains,'' said George W. POOF! He got some brains. ''I want to have a heart,'' said Dick Cheney. POOF! He had a heart (albeit a problematic one.) ''I want to have courage,'' said Colin Powell. POOF! He had courage. Finally it was former President, Bill Clinton's turn. ''Well, what do you want?'' asked the Wizard. Clinton thought a moment and asked, ''Ummm... Is Dorothy around?''
Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency? A: At least two!
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".