The best political jokes

How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: marriage, political, wedding
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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has 47.69 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
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has 46.03 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: communication, democrat, political
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: kids, mean, political, ugly, women
The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious, time
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
You all know why the government got rid of the mafia? They don't like completion.
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has 44.54 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: business, political
Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
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