How did Barack propose to Michelle?
He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS:
Dangerous
Excessive
Member
Of
Crazy
Rats
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Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day.
Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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You all know why the government got rid of the mafia?
They don't like completion.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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