Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
You all know why the government got rid of the mafia? They don't like completion.
Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!