Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless your in prison.
A man was strolling along a beach in California. On giving the sand a kick he struck a corked bottle. He bent down, picked it up and removed the cork. Immediately, a Genie came out of the bottle and said to him, "Master, I have been a prisoner in this bottle for a thousand years and now you have set me free. For that, I will grant you one wish." The man thought for a moment then said, "I always wanted to go to Hawaii but I am afraid to fly and I get sick on a ship. Could you build a highway from California to Hawaii?" "Master, that is a difficult wish to fulfill. Can you think of something that is more practical?" The man thought for a moment and said, "Could you tell me why women are the way they are?" The Genie thought for a moment before replying, "Would that be two lanes or four?"
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Q: Why is marriage not a word? A: It's a lifelong incarceration!
Q: Why did the Energizer cell go to court? A: For charges of battery.
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.