The best prison jokes

Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless your in prison.
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A man was strolling along a beach in California. On giving the sand a kick he struck a corked bottle. He bent down, picked it up and removed the cork. Immediately, a Genie came out of the bottle and said to him, "Master, I have been a prisoner in this bottle for a thousand years and now you have set me free. For that, I will grant you one wish." The man thought for a moment then said, "I always wanted to go to Hawaii but I am afraid to fly and I get sick on a ship. Could you build a highway from California to Hawaii?" "Master, that is a difficult wish to fulfill. Can you think of something that is more practical?" The man thought for a moment and said, "Could you tell me why women are the way they are?" The Genie thought for a moment before replying, "Would that be two lanes or four?"
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Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Q: Why is marriage not a word? A: It's a lifelong incarceration!
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Q: Why did the Energizer cell go to court? A: For charges of battery.
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A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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