The best prison jokes

Three women escape from prison….one is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. T he sheriff tell his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw. The deputy told him just three gunnysacks. The sheriff told him to find out what was in them…..so the deputy kicked the first bag, which had the redhead in it……and she went “Bow-wow.” So the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in the first one. Then he kicked the one with the brunette in it and she went “Meow.” The deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in the second one. Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it and there was no sound at all, so he kicked it again and the blonde said “Potatoes.”
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, cop, ginger, prison
Judge: "You are sentenced to 2 years of solitary confinement" Me: "Thank you."
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, prison, time
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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has 63.40 % from 404 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, school
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed: - to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying. - to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin. - to be a Nobel Prize winner. - to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time. - he was fired "on accident."
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, prison, stupid, work
The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison, sex
Q: Why is marriage not a word? A: It's a lifelong incarceration!
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, prison, time
Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison? A: You know that he actually did it.
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has 60.90 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: prison, white people
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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has 60.15 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, teacher, vulgar
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: cop, prison