What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? A: Charged With Battery.
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.