The best prison jokes

Now, that's gotta be a hell of a thing to go to jail for cable. You in there with mass murderers and everybody. "What you in here for?" "I killed six people. What you in here for?" "Comedy Central."
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, life, prison
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: management, prison
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
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has 66.51 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: prison, racist
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
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has 64.76 % from 504 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison
Three women escape from prison….one is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. T he sheriff tell his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw. The deputy told him just three gunnysacks. The sheriff told him to find out what was in them…..so the deputy kicked the first bag, which had the redhead in it……and she went “Bow-wow.” So the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in the first one. Then he kicked the one with the brunette in it and she went “Meow.” The deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in the second one. Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it and there was no sound at all, so he kicked it again and the blonde said “Potatoes.”
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, cop, ginger, prison
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 64.27 % from 349 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: accountant, prison, tax
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed: - to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying. - to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin. - to be a Nobel Prize winner. - to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time. - he was fired "on accident."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, prison, stupid, work
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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has 64.21 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, school