The best prison jokes

Some newly-weds arrive to the hotel and the girl very afraid tells her husband: "Honey, I don't know nothing of this, can you help me, please?" I will Honey, starting from this instant, we will call your thing the prison and my thing will we call the prisoner, so... we will put the prisoner in the prison" And they throw the first one. and the guy is laying face up on the bed, but the girl was delighted and tells her husband: "Love, the prisoner is outside the prison!!!" The guy not very delighted tells her: "Lets put him into the prison another time!!" And the second ...but the girl is very sweet-toothed and she tells him: "!! Honey !!!... .The prisoner is out again!!!" The man rises, with the legs like a recently born foal. And they throw the third!!! He is laying on the bed, exhausted and the girl says: "!!! Honey, the prisoner escaped again!!!" And he answers with his last breath: "HEY !, It's not life imprisonment!!
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has 67.44 % from 312 votes. More jokes about: husband, life, love, prison, sex
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
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has 66.74 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: prison, racist
Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: accountant, prison, tax
Judge: "You are sentenced to 2 years of solitary confinement" Me: "Thank you."
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, prison, time
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, IT, prison, time
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
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has 64.70 % from 512 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After 3 years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area. Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community, and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over. The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself. But he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top which he had promised his wife. So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for him. But, alas, Andy refused. He told the warden, "Gosh, I'd really like to help you but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: cop, prison, wife, work
The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison, sex
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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has 63.95 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, school