Q: Why did the Energizer cell go to court? A: For charges of battery.
Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
Q: Why is marriage not a word? A: It's a lifelong incarceration!
The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Now, that's gotta be a hell of a thing to go to jail for cable. You in there with mass murderers and everybody. "What you in here for?" "I killed six people. What you in here for?" "Comedy Central."
Judge: "You are sentenced to 2 years of solitary confinement" Me: "Thank you."
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"