The best prison jokes

Q: Why did the Energizer cell go to court? A: For charges of battery.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, prison
Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: accountant, prison, tax
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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has 66.54 % from 332 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, school
Q: Why is marriage not a word? A: It's a lifelong incarceration!
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, prison, time
The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison, sex
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 66.07 % from 321 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Now, that's gotta be a hell of a thing to go to jail for cable. You in there with mass murderers and everybody. "What you in here for?" "I killed six people. What you in here for?" "Comedy Central."
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: death, life, prison
Judge: "You are sentenced to 2 years of solitary confinement" Me: "Thank you."
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, prison, time
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
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has 65.52 % from 494 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison