The best prison jokes

There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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Q: Why is marriage not a word? A: It's a lifelong incarceration!
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
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Judge: "You are sentenced to 2 years of solitary confinement" Me: "Thank you."
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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