Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
A nigger that just ate some spinach.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill
A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said:
Whats up wet backs.
The first mexican said:
I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts.
The second old man said:
What the hells that smell, smells like beanery.
The second Mexican replies:
It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell.
The third mexican says:
YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell.
The third white guys says:
I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.