Q: What is the official sport of Mexico?
A: Border jump
What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
A nigger that just ate some spinach.
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said:
Whats up wet backs.
The first mexican said:
I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts.
The second old man said:
What the hells that smell, smells like beanery.
The second Mexican replies:
It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell.
The third mexican says:
YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell.
The third white guys says:
I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
Q: Why do white people scare black people?
A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together...
A: A pack of Gorillas.
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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car?
2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
What’s black with three feets?
A piano!
Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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What’s black with only one leg?
A lame nigger!