What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house? A: Everything has gone.
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
Q: What do you call a hairy black? A: A monkey.
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
Q: Why are black people, pirates? A: Because they go nigarrr.
Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats? A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
What’s black with three feets? A piano!
What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!