The best racist jokes

How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
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has 18.56 % from 316 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, racist
Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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has 18.52 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist, white people
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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has 18.25 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black people, hospital, racist, Yo mama
Q: Why are black people, pirates? A: Because they go nigarrr.
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has 16.63 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black people, pirate, racist
What’s black with three feets? A piano!
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has 16.27 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: racist
What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!
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has 14.66 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: How my dick taste.
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has 13.94 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
"Hey, today we got the four of clubs. A guy named Samir al-Aziz, a Ba'ath party bad guy. And we now have the four of clubs, the five of clubs, the five of spades and the seven of diamonds. I don't know what game they're playing at the White House, but today, when it was confirmed that we had the four of clubs, Condoleezza Rice had to take off her blouse." Bill Maher "The Pentagon said this week that the war in Iraq has cost $20 billion so far. The breakdown is operations: $10 billion; personnel: $6 billion; getting Bush re-elected: priceless." Bill Maher "The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know, when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain." Bill Maher "Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'" Bill Maher.
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has 13.25 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, money, political, racist
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework. The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob. Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in. He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum. Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian. The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone. Note: they were all boys.
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has 11.23 % from 382 votes. More jokes about: asian, dirty, gay, jewish, racist
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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has 7.91 % from 428 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
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