The best redneck jokes

Q: How do you circumcise a redneck? A: You kick his sister in the jaw.
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has 76.83 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: family, mean, redneck
Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first redneck says to the other, "If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you." After about three hours, the second redneck finds he is really lost. He decides to fire three shots into the air as the first man told him. He then waits an hour and does it again. He repeats this until he is out of ammo. The next morning, the first redneck finds the second with the help of forest rangers. He asks the second redneck man if he did what he told him to do. The redneck answers, "Yes, I fired three shots into the air every hour on the hour until I ran out of arrows."
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has 76.41 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: hunting, redneck, stupid, time
Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.
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has 76.29 % from 473 votes. More jokes about: dirty, redneck, sex, sport
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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has 75.97 % from 332 votes. More jokes about: age, racist, redneck
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Sexual Studies Convention in Chicago". He swallowed hard. Here was the gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting about sexual studies! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my extensive personal experience to share interesting facts about sexuality. "Really," he gulped,"like what?" "Well," she explained, "For instance, Native American Indians are the most passionate. While Jewish men are the most likely to satisfy a woman fully. And in terms of lasting the longest, surprisingly it's the Southern redneck." Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name." "Um, Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."
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has 75.69 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: airplane, communication, redneck, sex, women
Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left everything to his beloved widow? A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
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has 73.69 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: age, death, redneck, wife
During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. "Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said. "What fer?" asked Pyle. "Shorter hours." "Good fer them!" said the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!"
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has 73.64 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: geography, office, redneck, stupid, work
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
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has 72.59 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: racist, redneck
You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: redneck, stupid
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
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has 70.57 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, family, marriage, redneck