The best redneck jokes

Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.
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has 76.80 % from 456 votes. More jokes about: dirty, redneck, sex, sport
Q: How do you circumcise a redneck? A: You kick his sister in the jaw.
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has 76.32 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: family, mean, redneck
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, "This is a soup made with matzoh balls." On seeing the 2 large matzoh balls in the soup, the redneck man was hesitant to taste this strange looking brew. Gently, the Jewish couple urged him to, "Just have a taste. If you don't like it, you don't have to finish it." Finally, he agrees. He digs his spoon in, first picking up a small piece of matzoh ball with some soup in the spoon, and tasting it gingerly. The usual mmmm sound can be heard coming from somewhere deep in his chest, and he quickly finished the soup. "That was delicious," he said, but I was wondering... "Can you eat any other parts of the matzoh?"
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has 74.96 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: food, jewish, redneck
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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has 74.54 % from 300 votes. More jokes about: age, racist, redneck
Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left everything to his beloved widow? A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
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has 74.29 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: age, death, redneck, wife
The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin' two jackets?" "'Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!"
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: mean, redneck, vulgar, weather
Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first redneck says to the other, "If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you." After about three hours, the second redneck finds he is really lost. He decides to fire three shots into the air as the first man told him. He then waits an hour and does it again. He repeats this until he is out of ammo. The next morning, the first redneck finds the second with the help of forest rangers. He asks the second redneck man if he did what he told him to do. The redneck answers, "Yes, I fired three shots into the air every hour on the hour until I ran out of arrows."
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: hunting, redneck, stupid, time
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Sexual Studies Convention in Chicago". He swallowed hard. Here was the gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting about sexual studies! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my extensive personal experience to share interesting facts about sexuality. "Really," he gulped,"like what?" "Well," she explained, "For instance, Native American Indians are the most passionate. While Jewish men are the most likely to satisfy a woman fully. And in terms of lasting the longest, surprisingly it's the Southern redneck." Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name." "Um, Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: airplane, communication, redneck, sex, women
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
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has 71.55 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: racist, redneck
You might be a redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
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has 71.35 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, redneck