The best redneck jokes

Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, redneck
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
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has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, redneck
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, redneck, Yo mama
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: divorce, redneck
Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years." "How much are they each?" "Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!"
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has 27.66 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: money, redneck, time
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put label on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels. "We're on the patch."
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has 21.42 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, cop, driving, drunk, redneck