The best redneck jokes

A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck. The father says "okay, you know what to do." Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick." The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: car, disgusting, family, redneck, sex
Q: What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? A: They both know how to throw a good hoe down.
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has 55.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: redneck
Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling long distance from Montgomery. "What's the matter?" asked Moody. "Are you in trouble?" "No!" said Crumm. "What do you want, then?" "Nothing!" "Then how come you are calling me in the middle of the night?" asked Moody. "Cause!" said the other redneck, "the rates are cheaper!"
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: money, phone, redneck
Q: Did you hear about the redneck who was shooting craps? A: He blew a hole in the toilet.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, redneck
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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has 46.90 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, redneck
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, redneck
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
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has 41.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: divorce, redneck
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: insulting, redneck, Yo mama
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put label on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels. "We're on the patch."
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, cop, driving, drunk, redneck
Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years." "How much are they each?" "Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!"
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has 30.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: money, redneck, time