The best religious jokes

Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, religious, weather
In the town I have met one older woman, she told me: "if you give me ten euros, I will pray for your black soul." I gave her the ten euros, became suspicious, didn't believe her and told her: "ok, but pray for me right now, not in the evening." The woman has begun: "guardian angel, please, take care of my soul, forgive me all my sins and give me everything I need in my life." I have asked her only: "for my money?"
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: life, money, old people, religious
A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
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has 28.76 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: catholic, jewish, religious
Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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has 28.32 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, religious, sex
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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has 24.81 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, party, religious
Three holy men rode a plane home. There was a terrorist on board who of the firm belief that the world should end. Who should talk him out of it. The pilot and his crew gave up and believed the holy men should live. In the remains was a burnt soccer ball labeled flame retardant. And a melted black box. The holy men still live to tell the tale. And so does the football.
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has 18.92 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: religious, soccer, terrorist, travel