The best religious jokes

A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
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has 28.79 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: catholic, jewish, religious
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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has 27.58 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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has 26.93 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, religious, sex
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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has 25.45 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, religious, weather
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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has 24.97 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, party, religious
Three holy men rode a plane home. There was a terrorist on board who of the firm belief that the world should end. Who should talk him out of it. The pilot and his crew gave up and believed the holy men should live. In the remains was a burnt soccer ball labeled flame retardant. And a melted black box. The holy men still live to tell the tale. And so does the football.
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has 18.66 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: religious, soccer, terrorist, travel