The best religious jokes

Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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has 28.24 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, religious, weather
Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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has 27.59 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, religious, sex
A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
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has 27.23 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: catholic, jewish, religious
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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has 24.97 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, party, religious
Three holy men rode a plane home. There was a terrorist on board who of the firm belief that the world should end. Who should talk him out of it. The pilot and his crew gave up and believed the holy men should live. In the remains was a burnt soccer ball labeled flame retardant. And a melted black box. The holy men still live to tell the tale. And so does the football.
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has 18.66 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: religious, soccer, terrorist, travel