The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have sex with her, the girl shouted: "Father, what are you doing?" The priest replied "Calm down my child. Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
In the town I have met one older woman, she told me: "if you give me ten euros, I will pray for your black soul." I gave her the ten euros, became suspicious, didn't believe her and told her: "ok, but pray for me right now, not in the evening." The woman has begun: "guardian angel, please, take care of my soul, forgive me all my sins and give me everything I need in my life." I have asked her only: "for my money?"