The best religious jokes

A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out. "Good God!" exclaimed the hunter. Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me." The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."
has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, hunting, religious
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, religious
The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, money, religious, time
The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious, time
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, priest, religious
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, religious
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
has 34.57 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, religious, school, teacher
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
has 34.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, mexican, racist, religious
Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
has 32.20 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: bar, christian, religious
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
has 31.72 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: beer, bible, Chuck Norris, religious, wine
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