The best religious jokes

The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, money, religious, time
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, priest, religious
The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious, time
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, religious
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
has 35.71 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, mexican, racist, religious
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
has 34.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, religious, school, teacher
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have sex with her, the girl shouted: "Father, what are you doing?" The priest replied "Calm down my child. Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
has 33.40 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: bible, dirty, priest, religious, sex
Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: bar, christian, religious
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
has 32.50 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: beer, bible, Chuck Norris, religious, wine
In the town I have met one older woman, she told me: "if you give me ten euros, I will pray for your black soul." I gave her the ten euros, became suspicious, didn't believe her and told her: "ok, but pray for me right now, not in the evening." The woman has begun: "guardian angel, please, take care of my soul, forgive me all my sins and give me everything I need in my life." I have asked her only: "for my money?"
has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life, money, old people, religious
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