A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out.
"Good God!" exclaimed the hunter.
Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me."
The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day.
Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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The following conversation took place in school.
Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve."
Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes."
Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act stupid until I get back.
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Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.