The best religious jokes

A Muslim safely departs from a plane.
has 45.89 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: religious, terrorist, travel
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, religious
The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, money, religious, time
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
has 45.25 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, mexican, racist, religious
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have sex with her, the girl shouted: "Father, what are you doing?" The priest replied "Calm down my child. Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bible, dirty, priest, religious, sex
The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious, time
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, religious, school, teacher
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
has 38.57 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: beer, bible, Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: bar, christian, religious
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, religious, wine
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