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I have asked my mamma: "Mamma, why do we have 10 cock birds but only 1 hen?" Mama has said to me: "Because I want that she has a better life than I had."
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has 76.74 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, life, sex
When I was younger I used to think having sex was kissing naked. One day after showering my dog came in the restroom, so I kissed him on the head, after realizing what I did I ran downstairs, and told my mom that I had sex with the dog, you can image her face after hearing this. Yep I was a very dumb child.
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has 76.71 % from 601 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog, kids, sex
Q: What did the penis say to the condom? A: Cover me im going in!
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has 76.67 % from 682 votes. More jokes about: sex
A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first." The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."
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has 76.66 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, sex
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless your in prison.
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has 76.65 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison, sex
Sex is like air – it’s not important until you’re not getting any.
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has 76.49 % from 427 votes. More jokes about: sex
Boy: What's it called when 3 people have sex? Girl: A threesome. Boy: What's it called when two people have sex? Girl: A twosome. Boy: Now you know why they call me handsome.
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has 76.49 % from 977 votes. More jokes about: sex
A girl married with a man who had only one foot. Next day her mother rang her and asked: "My little tell me how did U feel the marriage?" Her daughter replied: "Woo real splendid; alas he has only one foot!" Her mom answered: "You must be too lucky, when I married your dad; he had only one inch!"
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has 76.48 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, family, sex, wedding
Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
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has 76.41 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? A: Bubblegum and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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has 76.34 % from 900 votes. More jokes about: sex
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