The best sex jokes

Sex is like air – it’s not important until you’re not getting any.
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has 76.62 % from 434 votes. More jokes about: sex
I have asked my mamma: "Mamma, why do we have 10 cock birds but only 1 hen?" Mama has said to me: "Because I want that she has a better life than I had."
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has 76.59 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, life, sex
An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
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has 76.59 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: age, life, old people, sex, viagra
Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? A: One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
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has 76.54 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, time, vulgar
A kid asks his mom "why his sisters' middle name is Paris?" "Because that's where we conceived her." "Next, I was going to ask why my middle name is Chevy but now I know why."
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has 76.54 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, family, geography, sex
When the first legal brothel opened here in Brissy I got the OK from the missus to check it out and have myself a good time. I was in there like a flash and as I was the only client at that time I has my choice of the buffet on offer. I chose a gorgeous tall slim redhead but before moving off to the rooms she stated that she wont work with anyone unless they are 10 inches. Being a little embarrassed as you would be I asked her politely to sit back down. I mean after all, no matter how hot they were I wasn't about to cut 2 inches of my manhood for anyone...
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has 76.50 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ginger, sex
Boy: What's it called when 3 people have sex? Girl: A threesome. Boy: What's it called when two people have sex? Girl: A twosome. Boy: Now you know why they call me handsome.
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has 76.46 % from 985 votes. More jokes about: sex
"Name?" "Abdul Aziz." "Sex?" "Three to five times a day." "No, no... I mean male or female?" "Yes, male, female, sometimes camel." "Holy cow!" "Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general." "But isn't that hostile?" "Horse style, doggy style, any style!" "Oh dear!" "No, no! Deer run too fast..."
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has 76.39 % from 1084 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex
Kid to her mother: "If you hurt me I'll make you pregnant by a needle." Mother: "How? My sweet it isn't possible." Kid: "I'll insert the needle to daddy's condom!"
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has 76.35 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, mean, sex, vulgar
Girl: I get horny everytime I hear something sexual, it's weird I know, but anyway, what's your name? Me: Sir BJ Anal The 69th.
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has 76.35 % from 771 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
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