The best stupid jokes

Two Generals were preparing for battle. The first General calls his aide and says "Bring me my red uniform!" The other General asks why he would wear a red uniform. The first General explains that if he gets wounded then his soldiers won't see the blood and lose their courage. The other General thinks about this, then calls to his aide "Bring me my brown uniform!"
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has 82.93 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: dirty, health, military, stupid, war
A man, during his night prays, asks God: "Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?" God replies: "So you can love them, my child." "Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?" "So that they can love you back, my child...!"
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has 82.55 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: beauty, god, love, men, stupid
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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has 82.02 % from 5630 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”
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has 81.45 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: golf, medical, stupid, women
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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has 81.12 % from 2369 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, lawyer, stupid, Yo mama
I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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has 80.87 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: driving, health, stupid, work
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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has 80.81 % from 2976 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
An airman in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a marine joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs, and I'm a marine. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a marine. The fella next to him is 6'5" tall, weighs 250, and he's also a marine. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?" The Airman says, "Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times."
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has 80.79 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: air force, navy, stupid
There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?" The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in." The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?" The other one answered," No, people will think we're too stupid to use the coat hanger." The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."
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has 80.74 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: car, communication, stupid, weather
A redneck calls up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"
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has 80.63 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: geography, phone, political, redneck, stupid
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