The best stupid jokes

The barbershop was crowded, so the woman at the cash register offered to put my name on the waiting list. "What is it?" she asked. "Stephen, with a P-H," I said. Minutes later, a chair opened up, and my name was called: "Pheven?"
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has 82.68 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, stupid
There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?" The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in." The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?" The other one answered," No, people will think we're too stupid to use the coat hanger." The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."
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has 82.12 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: car, communication, stupid, weather
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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has 82.04 % from 5613 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A man, during his night prays, asks God: "Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?" God replies: "So you can love them, my child." "Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?" "So that they can love you back, my child...!"
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has 81.84 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: beauty, god, love, men, stupid
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”
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has 81.65 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: golf, medical, stupid, women
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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has 81.15 % from 2351 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, lawyer, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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has 80.86 % from 2968 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
An airman in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a marine joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs, and I'm a marine. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a marine. The fella next to him is 6'5" tall, weighs 250, and he's also a marine. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?" The Airman says, "Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times."
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has 80.82 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: air force, navy, stupid
A redneck calls up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"
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has 80.72 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: geography, phone, political, redneck, stupid
I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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has 80.12 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: driving, health, stupid, work
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