The best stupid jokes

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”
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In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from Monopoly game. The cashier: - Are you stupid? This isn't real money! Peter: - You're stupid. The car is not real either.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. "What are you doing." they ask her. So she replies "Hanging myself." The men are confused and asked "If you are hanging youself, you put the rope around your neck." The blond says "Duh....I tried that, I couldn't breath."
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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