The best stupid jokes

yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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has 80.09 % from 2930 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
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has 79.82 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: internet, life, stupid
The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
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has 79.46 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, travel, work
Eight hours into his trial Paddy pleads guilty. "Why didn't you plead guilty at the beginning and save the court's time?" The judge demanded. "Well," Paddy responded, "until I heard all the evidence I thought I was innocent."
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has 79.18 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: prison, stupid, time
In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from Monopoly game. The cashier: - Are you stupid? This isn't real money! Peter: - You're stupid. The car is not real either.
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has 79.03 % from 1472 votes. More jokes about: car, kids, money, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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has 78.95 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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has 78.69 % from 633 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 78.52 % from 1227 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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has 78.32 % from 769 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, weed, Yo mama
An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Stephen King , the best selling author of my time... My millions of fans need me , and i can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the planernThe 2nd passenger , Barack Hussein Obama, said , "I am the 44th President of the United States, and I am the smartest President in American history , so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.rnThe 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son , I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little boy said , "That's okay , Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."
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has 78.14 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, money, stupid, time
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