The best stupid jokes

A redneck calls up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"
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has 80.77 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: geography, phone, political, redneck, stupid
While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ. "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"
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has 80.33 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, men, stupid, women
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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has 80.08 % from 2960 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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has 80.05 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: baby, doctor, husband, phone, stupid
The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
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has 79.93 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, travel, work
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!" The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air. The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I am a photographer," he responded, "and photographers take photographs." The pilot was silent for a moment; finally, he stammered, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"
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has 79.50 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: airplane, stupid, travel, work
On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
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has 79.36 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: internet, life, stupid
In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from Monopoly game. The cashier: - Are you stupid? This isn't real money! Peter: - You're stupid. The car is not real either.
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has 78.99 % from 1484 votes. More jokes about: car, kids, money, stupid
A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. "Sure," I said, "as long as you provide your own kennel." I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over. The customer was flummoxed: "I'll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!"
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has 78.87 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: airplane, communication, customer service, dog, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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has 78.79 % from 646 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
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