The best stupid jokes

There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?" The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in." The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?" The other one answered," No, people will think we're too stupid to use the coat hanger." The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."
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has 79.24 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: car, communication, stupid, weather
Me using the Siri app on my iPhone: Me: "Siri, call my wife." Siri: "Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts." Me: "Samantha Gibbs is my wife." Siri: "I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife." Me: "Call my wife." Siri: "Which wife?"
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has 79.19 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, stupid, technology, wife
In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from Monopoly game. The cashier: - Are you stupid? This isn't real money! Peter: - You're stupid. The car is not real either.
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has 79.10 % from 1462 votes. More jokes about: car, kids, money, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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has 79.02 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 78.65 % from 1220 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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has 78.59 % from 625 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change.
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has 78.55 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, stupid
An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Stephen King , the best selling author of my time... My millions of fans need me , and i can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the planernThe 2nd passenger , Barack Hussein Obama, said , "I am the 44th President of the United States, and I am the smartest President in American history , so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.rnThe 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son , I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little boy said , "That's okay , Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."
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has 78.54 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, money, stupid, time
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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has 78.36 % from 751 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, weed, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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has 77.97 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
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