The best stupid jokes

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 78.56 % from 1239 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Stephen King , the best selling author of my time... My millions of fans need me , and i can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the planernThe 2nd passenger , Barack Hussein Obama, said , "I am the 44th President of the United States, and I am the smartest President in American history , so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.rnThe 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son , I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little boy said , "That's okay , Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."
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has 78.31 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, money, stupid, time
A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. "Sure," I said, "as long as you provide your own kennel." I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over. The customer was flummoxed: "I'll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!"
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has 78.22 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: airplane, communication, customer service, dog, stupid
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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has 78.12 % from 786 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, weed, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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has 78.02 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Boy: "Our principal is so stupid!" Girl: "Don't you know who I am?" Boy: "No?" Girl: "I'm the principals daughter". Boy: "Do you know who I am?" Girl: "No." Boy: "Good." *walks away quickly*
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has 77.88 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, school, stupid, vulgar
Patty was quietly minding her own business, eating her soup alone in her booth at a local eatery, when a voice startled her from behind. It was the guy in the booth behind her. "Not so loud!" he said. "What?" she questioned, as she took another spoonful of soup. "I said not so loud!" was his muffled reply. Embarrassed at being told she was slurping her soup, she pushed away her bowl and started her grilled cheese sandwich. "How was your day?" questioned the man from behind once again. "Pretty good" responded Patty, confused that this stranger would care. "Did you pass the exam?" came the next question from behind. "I don't know, I didn't get my grade yet" replied a thoroughly bewildered Patty. "I'll have to call you back when I'm out of here", came the voice from behind once again, "some nut job is answering every question I ask you!
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has 77.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, work
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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has 77.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: baby, doctor, husband, phone, stupid
Q: What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change.
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has 77.53 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, stupid
Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
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has 77.13 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: nerd, student, stupid
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