The best stupid jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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has 78.83 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 78.63 % from 1199 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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has 78.59 % from 615 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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has 78.32 % from 730 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, weed, Yo mama
During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. "Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said. "What fer?" asked Pyle. "Shorter hours." "Good fer them!" said the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!"
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has 78.15 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: geography, office, redneck, stupid, work
A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. "Sure," I said, "as long as you provide your own kennel." I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over. The customer was flummoxed: "I'll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!"
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has 78.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: airplane, communication, customer service, dog, stupid
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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has 78.00 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed" They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
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has 77.66 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger, sex, stupid, weed
Me using the Siri app on my iPhone: Me: "Siri, call my wife." Siri: "Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts." Me: "Samantha Gibbs is my wife." Siri: "I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife." Me: "Call my wife." Siri: "Which wife?"
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has 77.64 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, stupid, technology, wife
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. "What are you doing." they ask her. So she replies "Hanging myself." The men are confused and asked "If you are hanging youself, you put the rope around your neck." The blond says "Duh....I tried that, I couldn't breath."
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has 77.51 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, stupid
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