The best stupid jokes

A man, during his night prays, asks God: "Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?" God replies: "So you can love them, my child." "Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?" "So that they can love you back, my child...!"
has 78.06 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: beauty, god, love, men, stupid
Me using the Siri app on my iPhone: Me: "Siri, call my wife." Siri: "Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts." Me: "Samantha Gibbs is my wife." Siri: "I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife." Me: "Call my wife." Siri: "Which wife?"
has 77.97 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, stupid, technology, wife
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
has 77.96 % from 1262 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all enter the International Breast Stroke Swim across the English Channel. After about 8 hours, the brunette makes it across, followed shortly by the redhead. No sign of the blonde. After 12 hours they decide they'd better go look for her when she pretty much washes up on shore. They rush over to her and wrap her in warm blankets and give her a hot drink. After a few minutes, she is breathing easier and says, "I don't like to tattle, but I think those other ladies were using their arms!"
has 77.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid, time, women
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
has 77.74 % from 663 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
"I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?" "That's right, Sir." "So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?" "That was my dentist."
has 77.70 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dentist, friendship, management, stupid, work
Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
has 77.66 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: nerd, student, stupid
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
has 77.66 % from 817 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, weed, Yo mama
Recently, I woke up to find that two of my car's tires had been stolen. When the police officer arrived, he asked, "When were you last driving the car?" "Last night at 11:00," I said. "And the tires were on it then?"
has 77.47 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, driving, stupid, time
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
has 77.10 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
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