The best stupid jokes

Boy: "Our principal is so stupid!" Girl: "Don't you know who I am?" Boy: "No?" Girl: "I'm the principals daughter". Boy: "Do you know who I am?" Girl: "No." Boy: "Good." *walks away quickly*
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has 76.87 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, school, stupid, vulgar
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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has 76.80 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: baby, doctor, husband, phone, stupid
Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off. The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says,"Let's go over the bridge."
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has 76.69 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: blonde, desert island, phone, stupid
Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
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has 76.59 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: nerd, student, stupid
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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has 76.54 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 76.13 % from 604 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. "Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said. "What fer?" asked Pyle. "Shorter hours." "Good fer them!" said the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!"
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has 75.60 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: geography, office, redneck, stupid, work
Q: Why did the blond layout on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? A: She wanted to get a dark tan.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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has 75.38 % from 542 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
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has 75.28 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid, travel
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