The best stupid jokes

Q: What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change.
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has 77.53 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
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has 76.99 % from 756 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off. The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says,"Let's go over the bridge."
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has 76.58 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: blonde, desert island, phone, stupid
Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first redneck says to the other, "If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you." After about three hours, the second redneck finds he is really lost. He decides to fire three shots into the air as the first man told him. He then waits an hour and does it again. He repeats this until he is out of ammo. The next morning, the first redneck finds the second with the help of forest rangers. He asks the second redneck man if he did what he told him to do. The redneck answers, "Yes, I fired three shots into the air every hour on the hour until I ran out of arrows."
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has 76.54 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: hunting, redneck, stupid, time
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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has 76.27 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
"I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?" "That's right, Sir." "So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?" "That was my dentist."
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has 76.26 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dentist, friendship, management, stupid, work
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 76.07 % from 607 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. "Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said. "What fer?" asked Pyle. "Shorter hours." "Good fer them!" said the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!"
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: geography, office, redneck, stupid, work
There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed" They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
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has 75.91 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger, sex, stupid, weed
Me using the Siri app on my iPhone: Me: "Siri, call my wife." Siri: "Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts." Me: "Samantha Gibbs is my wife." Siri: "I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife." Me: "Call my wife." Siri: "Which wife?"
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has 75.58 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, stupid, technology, wife
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