Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.