The best stupid jokes

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”
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A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, "Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
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Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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There are three blonds that went to the store. After they get done in the store one of the blondes realizes that she locked her keys in her car. The first blond tried using a screwdriver to unlock the door. The second blond tried using a hanger. The third blond tried using pen. While they are trying to unlock the door the second blond says "We better hurry up guys its about to rain and the tops down!"
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one came first.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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