The best stupid jokes

Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off. The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says,"Let's go over the bridge."
has 76.80 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: blonde, desert island, phone, stupid
Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
has 76.59 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: nerd, student, stupid
While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ. "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"
has 76.54 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, men, stupid, women
Q: What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change.
has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, stupid
Boy: "Our principal is so stupid!" Girl: "Don't you know who I am?" Boy: "No?" Girl: "I'm the principals daughter". Boy: "Do you know who I am?" Girl: "No." Boy: "Good." *walks away quickly*
has 76.44 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, school, stupid, vulgar
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
has 76.44 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
has 76.22 % from 602 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why is it that so many lawyers have broken noses? A: From chasing parked ambulances.
has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: health, lawyer, medical, stupid
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she's too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.
has 75.49 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: blonde, desert island, ginger, stupid, travel
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
has 75.29 % from 540 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
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