The best stupid jokes

Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, genie, stupid
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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has 35.01 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican, stupid
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, Yo mama
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away. 2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you 4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him. 6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead. 7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, stupid
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, medical, stupid
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
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has 30.64 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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has 30.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: math, stupid, Yo mama
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