The best stupid jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, Yo mama
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
has 32.59 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican, stupid
A couple was having an argument, and the man was losing badly. After 5 minutes the woman won the argument proving the man to be stupid, the man sadly says "If my proof falls then I rome through the halls." Then the woman leaves for 10 minutes and comes back starts giving him a blowjob. The man is confused and says "what are you doing?" She said "If I prove you dumb I give ya some." The man continues to lose a argument knowing he will get a blowjob after 10 minutes, and he did. Years later they have a kid but none of them want him so they have an argument of who takes care of it and the other leaves for good. The man without a thought loses the argument the get another blowjob, but after the argument the woman starts rapping "Yo yo guess who's the kid, not me so suck yourself bitch." Before she leaves the he says "what about the blowjob?" She says ask my twin sister that has herpes cause she did it the whole time.
has 32.38 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: couple, dirty, men, stupid, women
"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
has 31.97 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock, stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A mother goes to the market and leaves her lilttle boy in the house. Meanwhile, she leaves her phone charging on the floor in the house. Unfortunately, power goes off and there is a message that comes with a sound on the phone. The message reads, ' battery low'. Concerned, the little boy picks the phone and puts it on the table and wait for some time waiting to see another message on the phone that should read, 'battery high'. He was disappointed.
has 31.13 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, phone, stupid, technology
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
has 30.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: math, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
has 30.36 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drunk, school, stupid, time
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