The best stupid jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: math, stupid, Yo mama
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drunk, school, stupid, time
"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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has 35.01 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock, stupid
A mother goes to the market and leaves her lilttle boy in the house. Meanwhile, she leaves her phone charging on the floor in the house. Unfortunately, power goes off and there is a message that comes with a sound on the phone. The message reads, ' battery low'. Concerned, the little boy picks the phone and puts it on the table and wait for some time waiting to see another message on the phone that should read, 'battery high'. He was disappointed.
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has 35.01 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, phone, stupid, technology
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, Yo mama
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away. 2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you 4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him. 6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead. 7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, stupid
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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