The best teacher jokes

Teacher: "Who can tell what is a mammal? Little Johnny: "My grand mother!"
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has 67.47 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: family, little Johnny, mean, old people, teacher
Ok, so there this girl sleeping in religion class The teaches asks the class "who is our lord and savior?" The boy behind the girl pokes her with a pen and she screams jesus christ! The teacher says "good, now who created the earth in seven days?" The boy pokes the girl again, she lest "oh my god!" The teacher says "good, now what did Eve say to Adam after their 11 child? The boy pokes the girl one more time and the girl yells "if you poke me with that ting one more time im going to break it off!"
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: god, life, teacher
A college economics professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his student. "And who is known as the father of modern economics?" the professor asked. "I don't know," the student said. "Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Wilson, you would know," said the professor. "That's not true," the student replied. "I never pay attention anyway!"
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has 66.76 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: college, school, student, teacher
When I graduated from highschool, I was so poor and couldn't afford college. So my parents sent me to dog training school. I learned a lot when I was there. Sit, stay, roll over. I haven't quite got the fetching part down. They say I'm a little rough around the edges.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: family, graduation, money, school, teacher
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, teacher, work
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
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has 66.32 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: sport, teacher
Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Class: "Brotherly love."
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has 65.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, school, teacher
Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions." Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: internet, school, student, teacher
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