The best teacher jokes

One day the teacher was asking the class about there weekends. She asked sue, "how was your weekend?" "Good." Then little Johnny waved his hand "me, me, me." Finally giving in said, "what did you do this weekend?" "I rode in my wagon pulled by my dog and hit a steep hill. The wagon started going faster than the dog and the handle went up his ass." "Rectum is the word you're looking for," she says. "Rectum," said Johnny, "da man near killed him."
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, dog, little Johnny, teacher, vulgar
Teacher: "Who can tell what is a mammal? Little Johnny: "My grand mother!"
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has 63.99 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: family, little Johnny, mean, old people, teacher
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions." Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: internet, school, student, teacher
Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhi was four years old
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: kids, student, teacher, time
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said, "First Question was which tire was flat?"
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: car, school, teacher
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
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has 62.78 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, school, student, teacher
A kindergarten teacher spent a few minutes each morning teaching a new word to her class. She would tell the class the word and its meaning, then ask them to come up with a few sentences that included the word for the day. One day, the teacher said that the word for the day was "frugal." She explained that frugal had to do with saving, and a frugal person is one who saves. She then asked the class to come up with a sentence for the word. The class seemed kind of stumped, and sat there in silence for a few seconds until one little girl raised her hand. Instead of just a sentence, she came up with a little story: "There once was a princess who was stuck in a tall tower. There was a spell on all of the doors, so she couldn’t get out. One day, she heard a young prince who was walking by and singing. The princess called out of the tower, 'Frugal me! Frugal me!' So, the prince frugaled her and they lived happily ever after."
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: money, music, teacher
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, teacher, vulgar
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