The best teacher jokes

Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV. Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. "Great," said the teacher, "that's very important." Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. "Well, that has to do with it too," said the teacher. Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, "Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sex education." "Yes it does," said Johnny, " it taught those Indians not to f**k with John Wayne."
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has 65.58 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: baby, little Johnny, school, sex, teacher
Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions." Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: internet, school, student, teacher
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhi was four years old
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: kids, student, teacher, time
Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Class: "Brotherly love."
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has 64.35 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, school, teacher
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a doctor!" Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a professor!" Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a piano player in a whorehouse!" The teacher couldn't believe what she's had just heard, so she made a point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening to discuss the situation. Little Johnny's father explained, "Actually, I'm a law attorney, but how am I supposed to explain that to a seven year old kid!"
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: doctor, lawyer, school, student, teacher
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex, teacher
A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, relationship, teacher, time
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