Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face.” “Yes, sir,” the boys said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “‘It’s because yer feet ain’t empty.”