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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!
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An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork... Have you actually ever tasted it?" The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion." Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion, too... I know you’re supposed to be celibate. But..." The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you’re going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice." There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, "Better than pork, isn’t it?"
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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