The best travel jokes

Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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An old couple returning from florida cross the border. The customs agent ask the man "did you buy anything while in the US. the man answers no. the man's wife asks her husband "what did he say?". the man tells his wife "the agent wants to know if we bought anything". the customs agent asks the man where he is from. the man answers "toronto". the man's wife says "what did he say?" the man tells his wife "he wanted to know where we were from. the agent says to the man " i was in toronto once, i had the worst sex ever in my life in toronto." the man's wife says "what did he say?" the husband tells his wife "he thinks he knows you dear."
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"My wife drives like thunder." "So fast?" "No, every minute she strikes a tree."
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
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Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
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Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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