The best travel jokes

Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Vote: has 68.63 % from 29 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff… church, church, church." essories for it.
Vote: has 68.63 % from 29 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: church, game, money, travel
On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver's ear. She said, "Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!" The driver didn't think much of her complaint, but promised he would check into it soon. Later, that same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!" This time, he figured he'd better look into it. A few passengers had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to find out if they knew what was going on. He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor beneath the seats and stooped down to question him. "Excuse me sir, could I help you?" The elderly man looked up and said, "Well, sonny you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it..." The man continued, "I thought I'd located it twice, but they were parted in the middle, and mine is parted on the side!"
Vote: has 68.56 % from 37 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people, sex, travel
Robert came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', Asked Robert. 'I'm going to Nairobi', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get 4000 a night for what I give you for free! 'Robert said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand. 'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife. Robert said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on 8000 a year!'
Vote: has 68.54 % from 75 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: money, sex, travel, wife, work
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, travel
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? They were really pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
Vote: has 68.38 % from 56 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dirty, time, travel
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
Vote: has 68.30 % from 191 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: asian, ethnic, mexican, travel
Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: food, travel
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, travel


<<<12131415
More jokes →
Page 12 of 24.