The best travel jokes

Q: What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? A: Stick with me and you'll go places.
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has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, travel, Valentines day
Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food, travel
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff… church, church, church." essories for it.
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: church, game, money, travel
Travel agency named „Bermuda triangle" – Let us meet on the other side.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: death, travel
I went to a very beautiful place yesterday. There were blossoms, roses and bright sky like a fantasy land. I was so happy until some idiot woke me up...
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: beauty, life, travel
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
An elderly rabbi was once on an airplane to Israel sitting next to a self-professed atheist. They were amicably chatting the whole trip. Every now and then, the rabbi's grandchild, sitting in another row, would come over to him, bringing him a drink, or asking if he could get anything to make him more comfortable. After this happened several times, the atheist sighed, "I wish my grandchildren would treat me with such respect. They hardly even say hello to me. What's your secret?" The rabbi replied: "Think about it. To my grandchildren, I am two generations closer to Adam and Eve, the two individuals made by the hand of G‑d. So they look up to me. But according to the philosophy which you teach your grandchildren, you are two generations closer to being an ape. So why should they look up to you?"
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has 65.35 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: airplane, god, jewish, religious, travel
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: driving, money, travel, Yo mama
A man comes home alone from work. Suddenly he hears this voice saying: "Now its time to quit your job, sell your house, take your money and go to Las Vegas." He doesn't pay much attention to it but after a week hearing the same voice, he thinks ok! He quits his job, sells his house, withdraws all his money and goes to Vegas. The moment he steps out of the plane the voice tells him "Find the nearest casino!" He enters a casino and the voice says: " Go to the roulette-table and put all your money on 17 black! He complies and the croupier spins the wheel and says "Rien ne va plus" 21 RED! And then the voice goes "Damn!"
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: game, money, time, travel, work
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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has 63.81 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
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