The best travel jokes

Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, travel
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.  The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the toilet. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do. Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy. He can't hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big guy's chest. About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him. "So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?"
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: airplane, disgusting, travel
Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: travel, winter
You would think that taking off a snail's shell would make it move faster, but it actually just makes it more sluggish.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, travel
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
"My wife drives like thunder." "So fast?" "No, every minute she strikes a tree."
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: car, time, travel, wife
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
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