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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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A hitchhiker walks down the road. Unfortunately, he has the runs and has to stop every 15 minutes. A truck driver stops and offers a ride, but warns him that he won't stop for anything. About 10 minutes on the road, the hitchhiker begs the truck driver to stop, and the driver tells him, "Stick your butt out the window if you have to go so bad." The hitchhiker sticks his butt out the window and lets loose. Unfortunately, he doesn't notice the two guys walking on the roadside. Sprayed with feces, the first guy wipes his face and says, "What are them truckers chewing these days?" The second guy wipes his face and says, "I don't know, but did you see the lips on that guy?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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You would think that taking off a snail's shell would make it move faster, but it actually just makes it more sluggish.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Travel agency named „Bermuda triangle" – Let us meet on the other side.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!
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Q: Why did the one handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop.
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