The best travel jokes

When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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"My wife drives like thunder." "So fast?" "No, every minute she strikes a tree."
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Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
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Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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