The best travel jokes

Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Vote: has 65.32 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Vote: has 64.88 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men, travel
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, travel
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, travel
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: car, elf, Santa, travel
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, travel
An elderly rabbi was once on an airplane to Israel sitting next to a self-professed atheist. They were amicably chatting the whole trip. Every now and then, the rabbi's grandchild, sitting in another row, would come over to him, bringing him a drink, or asking if he could get anything to make him more comfortable. After this happened several times, the atheist sighed, "I wish my grandchildren would treat me with such respect. They hardly even say hello to me. What's your secret?" The rabbi replied: "Think about it. To my grandchildren, I am two generations closer to Adam and Eve, the two individuals made by the hand of G‑d. So they look up to me. But according to the philosophy which you teach your grandchildren, you are two generations closer to being an ape. So why should they look up to you?"
Vote: has 64.76 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: airplane, god, jewish, religious, travel
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
Vote: has 64.52 % from 98 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money, racist, travel