The best travel jokes

Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dinosaur, stupid, travel
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
George and Harry out in a hot air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean. After 37 hours in the air, George says "Harry, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are". Harry let's out some of the hot air in the balloon, and the balloon descends to below the cloud cover. George says, "I still can't tell where we are, let's ask that guy on the ground". So Harry yells down at the man "Hey, could you tell us where we are?" The man on the ground yells back "You're in a balloon, 100 feet up in the air". George turns to Harry and says "That man must be a lawyer". And Harry says "How can you tell?". George says "Because the advice he gave us is 100% accurate and totally useless". That's the end of the Joke, but for you people who are still worried about George and Harry: They end up in the drink, and make the front page of the New York Times: "Balloonists Soaked by Lawyer".
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, math, science, time, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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has 60.54 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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has 59.77 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: travel, winter
Robert came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', Asked Robert. 'I'm going to Nairobi', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get 4000 a night for what I give you for free! 'Robert said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand. 'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife. Robert said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on 8000 a year!'
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has 59.39 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: money, sex, travel, wife, work
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, travel
Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men, travel
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