The best travel jokes

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother said, "Well, maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
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has 62.21 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: airplane, cat, dog, kids, travel
Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: travel, winter
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? They were really pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
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has 60.93 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time, travel
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: bird, geography, travel, winter
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
An American goes to the train station so he can start his big trip. He notices there a machine with the indication: "Put A Dollar in the Slot and the Machine will Tell you who you are!" Curious, he puts the dollar inside the slot and he waits. The machine suddenly sounds; "You're John Bull from New York, an Accountant, 5.9 feet tall and 90 kilos. You're about to take the 2.30 train to Chicago." The man blacked out with the machine's ability. So, he decided to trick the machine. He wore a fake mustache and putted another dollar inside the slot. "You're John Bull from New York, an Accountant, 5.9 feet tall and 90 kilos. You're about to take the 2.30 train to Chicago," says the machine. "But it's impossible!" screamed the man, acquiring a maniac need to trick the machine. He ran to the toilet and disguised as an Arab. Then, he did the same routine. "You're John Bull from New York, an Accountant, 5.9 feet tall and 90 kilos. You're about to take the 2.30 train to Chicago." Furious then, he disguises as a woman and puts the dollar as usual in the slot. -You're John Bull, an Accountant, 5.9 feet tall, 90 kilos and with your bullshits you.. lost the train!
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, travel
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
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has 60.35 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: money, racist, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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has 60.12 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?" The mother said, "Well, maybe that’s something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: airplane, animal, dog, kids, travel
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