The best travel jokes

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: bird, geography, travel, winter
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?" Blonde: "I don't know. Why?" Teller: "It was easier to spell." Blonde: "Easier than what?"
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, travel
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, travel, Yo mama
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel, wedding
Q: Did you hear that the travel agency NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN offers the flights over the Bermuda Triangle? A: Mostly is the trip successful for the first time, max. for the second time. Very popular is also the camping in tents near the shore of the river Nile.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: business, death, time, travel
There were three guys manhers, shaup and shed. They went for a drive, shed wanted to go to the store to pick up snacks for the ride. So shed went in the store. Twenty minutes passes they were getting impatient so manhers went in what's taking him so long. Minutes later a police officer went to him and asked his name he replied "shaup!" Police officer was startled what he said. Police said "where's your manners boy!". Shaup replied to the officer "he's inside picking up shed*
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: cop, food, time, travel
You would think that taking off a snail's shell would make it move faster, but it actually just makes it more sluggish.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, travel
Q: why did the cow cross the road? A: So he could pass the milkyway.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
A trooper stops a car and he tells the driver he stopped him for speeding. The irate driver says, "You're nuts, I wasn't speeding!" The driver's wife says, "Oh you old fool you are always driving too fast!" The driver yells at his wife, "shut up, old lady." The trooper is taken aback by the exchange but tells the driver he also is in violation the seat belt law. The driver once again complains that he was wearing his seatbelt. The wife states, "You never wear your seatbelt." Driver "I am going to smack you if you dont shut up". Not wanting a fight the trooper asked the wife, "Does he always talk to you that way?" "ONLY WHEN HE'S DRUNK," the wife states.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, cop, driving, travel, wife
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