The best travel jokes

A blonde, a brunet and a red head were in a competition to see who could swim 60 miles accross a river. The brunet swims 30 miles, gets a cramp and drowns. The red head swims accross 30 miles, gets bit by a shark and drowns. The blonde swims 30 miles accross, says: "I'm tired." and swims 30 miles back.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger, travel
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dinosaur, stupid, travel
Q: why did the cow cross the road? A: So he could pass the milkyway.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
There were three guys manhers, shaup and shed. They went for a drive, shed wanted to go to the store to pick up snacks for the ride. So shed went in the store. Twenty minutes passes they were getting impatient so manhers went in what's taking him so long. Minutes later a police officer went to him and asked his name he replied "shaup!" Police officer was startled what he said. Police said "where's your manners boy!". Shaup replied to the officer "he's inside picking up shed*
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: cop, food, time, travel
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: car, fart, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, travel, Yo mama
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, travel, women
Q: You know why women haven't landed on the moon? A: Because there is no shopping centre.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, travel, women
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
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