The best travel jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, music, travel, Yo mama
Q: You know why women haven't landed on the moon? A: Because there is no shopping centre.
has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, travel, women
A large construction company sent a party in charge of finding workers all over the world in the very rural areas. They sucessfully obtained a dozen men and decided to fly them back to the construction site immidately. The men were very excited and could only speak of doin the job. Suddenly the piolot flying the plane encountered some difficulties and very safely landed the plane in the desert. Unknowingly to the men they thought they reached on the site, so they opened the door and all they could see was sand all around. Then one of the men shouted out in fear, "Let`s get the f**k out of here before the cement comes."
has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, travel, work
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
"If we don't change the direction we're going, we're likely to end up at the wrong end." "People who go out of their way to help others have great taste." "An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind, but not hungry." "Don't give up though the pace seems slow, you may succeed at another morgue." "A journey of a hundred trillion cells begins with a single nibble." "The only difference between a big shot and a little shot is that the big shot takes longer to chew." "It's all right to have little butterflies in your stomach. In fact, I'd say a trip to the elementary school play is a wonderful idea." "You don't know what your appetite can get away with until you try. Or are tried." "If you carry your childhood with you, you should probably go the bathroom soon." "Never keep up with Joneses. Have them over for dinner." "Let your hook always be cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a very startled swimmer."
has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, sport, travel
Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon? A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
has 47.67 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: travel, women
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
has 47.64 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
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