The best travel jokes

Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: car, elf, Santa, travel
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, time, travel, weather
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? A: Because then they'd be bay gulls.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: travel, weather
A beautiful woman in her thirties was passing through customs in London, when the customs official asks her what the reason for her trip to London was. Business or pleasure, he asks? Sadness and pleasure! She says to the officer! Why? Well, my 75 years old husband has just died and I came to his funeral! My condolences, says the officer! It must be a very difficult and painful time you're going through! Not really, this is my pleasure! I'm so sad because only now I found out that he was dead broke and did not leave a dime, a penny, not even a will for me!
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, beauty, business, travel, women
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
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