May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?"
Blonde: "I don't know. Why?"
Teller: "It was easier to spell."
Blonde: "Easier than what?"
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?
When it's on the train.
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says,
"Oh, forget that nigger."
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