The best travel jokes

Q: You know why women haven't landed on the moon? A: Because there is no shopping centre.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, travel, women
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, travel
Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?" Blonde: "I don't know. Why?" Teller: "It was easier to spell." Blonde: "Easier than what?"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, travel
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An English girl!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you," replies the wife. "And, what happened to my present?" "Which present?" "I asked for, the English girl?" "Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl!"
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, travel, wife
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here." The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, drunk, travel
A trooper stops a car and he tells the driver he stopped him for speeding. The irate driver says, "You're nuts, I wasn't speeding!" The driver's wife says, "Oh you old fool you are always driving too fast!" The driver yells at his wife, "shut up, old lady." The trooper is taken aback by the exchange but tells the driver he also is in violation the seat belt law. The driver once again complains that he was wearing his seatbelt. The wife states, "You never wear your seatbelt." Driver "I am going to smack you if you dont shut up". Not wanting a fight the trooper asked the wife, "Does he always talk to you that way?" "ONLY WHEN HE'S DRUNK," the wife states.
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, cop, driving, travel, wife
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
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