The best travel jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, travel
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
has 47.06 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, travel, Yo mama
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, travel
A medical student is driving home on a narrow country road in the middle of the night after his shift in the hospital. The weather is terrible. It's raining cats and dogs. Suddenly a motorbike is screaming by with very high speed. "Jesus Crhist! What an idiot! He will crash if he doesn't slow down!" A few minutes later he spotted in his headlights on the side of the road the torn up motorbike against a big tree. He stopped and quickly jumped out of his car to see in he can give first aid. But it's to late. The biker is already dead. He looked around if there is anyone around. Nobody to see. The student thouhgt "This is the oppertunity to finally obtain a real human eye!" He always carryrna spoon and a glass eye in his pocket for an opperunity like this. He quickly removes the left eye and places the glass eye in the socket. One quick look around and he jumps in his car and races off. The next morning when he wakes up he turned on the tv and watches the news. It said: "Biker found dead on country road with 2 glass eyes."
has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: doctor, hospital, school, time, travel
An old lady really wanted to visit England, the home of her ancestors, before she died. So she went to the Federal Office and asked for a passport. “You must take the loyalty oath first,” the passport clerk said. “Raise your right hand, please.” The old gal raised her right hand. “Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against all its enemies, domestic or foreign?” The sweet old face paled and the voice trembled as she responded, “Well, I guess so, but. . .will I have help, or will I have to do it all by myself?”
has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: old people, priest, travel
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