Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?
A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across?
A: A double dirty crosser.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.
When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,”
So they turned around and went home.
Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: To get to the bottom...
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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