The best winter jokes

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 34.20 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: new year, poems, winter
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
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has 26.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, death, stupid, winter
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
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has 17.74 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, winter, women