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I discovered that I'd spent an hour walking around a mall with a shoe store's "Feel the Comfort" sticker stuck to my body. More humiliating? It was attached to my left breast.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty, work
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats".
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, work
While I was out to lunch, my coworker answered my phone and told the caller that I would be back in 20 minutes. The woman asked, "Is that 20 minutes Central Standard Time?"
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, phone, time, work
When you give birth to a great idea at work, your boss should give you 2 weeks of maternity leave.
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has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: management, work
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
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has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: hipster, life, work
A nursing assistant, a floor nurse and a charge nurse from a small nursing home were taking a lunch break in the break room. In walks a lady dressed in silk scarves and wearing large polished-stone jewelry. "I am Gina the Great," stated the lady. "I am so pleased with the way you have taken care of my aunt that I will now grant the next three wishes!" With a wave of her hand and a puff of smoke, the room was filled with flowers, fruit and bottles of drink, proving that she did have the power to grant wishes before any of the nurses could think otherwise. The nurses quickly argued among themselves as to which one would ask for the first wish. Speaking up, the nursing assistant wished first. "I wish I were on a tropical island beach, with single, well-built men feeding me fruit and tending to my every need." With a puff of smoke, the nursing assistant was gone. The floor nurse went next. "I wish I were rich and retired, and spending my days in my own warm cabin at a ski resort with well-groomed men feeding me cocoa and doughnuts." With a puff of smoke, she too was gone. "Now, what is the last wish?" asked the lady. The charge nurse said, "I want those two back on the floor at the end of the lunch break."
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, genie, nurse, work
Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance? A: Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.
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has 72.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: car, money, sex, work
Client: "Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence." Me: "You mean... the period?" Client: "I don't care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it."
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, stupid, work
I came here to do 2 things: work on my math skills.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: math, work
An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out. When the commander berated the Airman for his slowness and promised punishment, the Airman responded: "Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I'm stationed in Greenland, and I am pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me?"
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, car, mean, work
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