The best work jokes

Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT, money, programmer, work
When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice. "The first ten years are the hardest." "How long have you been married?" she asked. "Ten years", he replied.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: marriage, time, work
After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire asked, "What steps would have prevented you from leaving?" My answer: "Birth control."
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, medical, work
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
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has 71.44 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: family, life, work
Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind? A: None - just assume it's changed.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: accountant, light bulb, work
Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, work
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
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has 71.16 % from 275 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom – I'll show you how."
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: college, graduation, management, stupid, work
A tomato walks into work and a potato says: "Hello, Tomatoe..." He responds: "My name is not Tomatoe, it's just Tomato. How would you like it if I called you "Potatoe"? "Well, that would just be weird because my name is Rick!"
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, work
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, IT, work
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