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Cindy asked an old friend to go out for a drink with her after work. I don't understand, Cindy complained. When people find out I'm a lawyer, they take an instant dislike to me. Why would they do that? Her friend appeared to think for a moment and then suggested, Maybe it just saves time.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, work
I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, office, work
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, tax, work
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
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has 69.60 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
Julia began her job in a secondary school as a counselor and she was keen to help the pupils. One day during break-time she noticed a girl standing all by herself on one side of the playing field while the rest of the children were enjoying a game of soccer at the other end of the field. Julia approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said that she was. Some time later, however, Julia noticed that the girl was in exactly the same spot, still by herself. Going up to her again, she enquired, 'Would you like me to be your friend?' The girl hesitated, then said, 'Alright,' while looking at Julia with some suspicion. Feeling she was making progress, Julia then asked, 'Why are you standing here all alone?' 'Because,' the girl said with a large sigh, 'I'm the goalie!'
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has 69.47 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: school, sport, work
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 69.46 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.
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has 69.37 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: atheist, god, light bulb, work
Getting married is like buying a dishwasher. You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, masturbation, technology, work
An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts. One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime. "Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, disgusting, food, work
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