The best work jokes

In my village, it is not usual, ordinary, even normal that somebody would go to work. Even though there is one person in our village who goes to work on a regular basis. In the morning when he goes to work the whole village accompanies him, men, women, children, grannies and grandpas and in the evening when he goes back from work the whole village welcomes him back. We all are smiling at him and we are waving at him with the bunches of purple lilac flowers for example during this period of time, April, May.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: family, time, work
When they get you, they have their own little signature, like Gucci or something like that. When you walk down the street, girls will walk by, and they'll say, "Oh, that's Gladys' work, ain't it?"
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: marriage, work
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: husband, men, work
Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policmen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks. "I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket." Amazed, the driver asked for what. The trooper replied, "Tacks evasion."
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: cop, work
Knock-knock. Who is there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!
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has 28.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, Valentines day, work
Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working? A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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has 28.27 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, vulgar, women, work
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
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has 27.60 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: food, racist, work
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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has 27.00 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people, work
What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men, women, work
Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
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has 25.28 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people, work
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