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If you think nobody care if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: life, money
Q: Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns? A: Because they take things. Literally.
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication
Q: How do you make four old ladies say "FUCK!"? A: Get a fifth one to yell "BINGO!"
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has 74.92 % from 625 votes. More jokes about: sex
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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has 74.91 % from 608 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me. First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her. Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
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has 74.89 % from 313 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, disgusting, fart, love
Me using the Siri app on my iPhone: Me: "Siri, call my wife." Siri: "Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts." Me: "Samantha Gibbs is my wife." Siri: "I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife." Me: "Call my wife." Siri: "Which wife?"
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has 74.89 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, stupid, technology, wife
Q: Why don't witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks? A: Better traction.
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has 74.89 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, travel
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
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has 74.89 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: doctor, lawyer, medical, party
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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has 74.89 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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has 74.88 % from 624 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, ethnic, mexican, money
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