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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it's Halloween!
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself!
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After working together for a while, Frank and Jane's office romance blossomed and they really developed the hots for each other. One day,they seize the opportunity to sneak into a supply closet to consummate their lust. Frank finds Jane very tight and difficult to enter, but finally succeeds. When they are finished, Frank says to her, "If I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time!" To which Jane replies, "If I'd known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose!"
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A student went to class late, so the teacher asked him, "Why are you late?" He told her, "I was dreaming of a Manchester United football match." But that did not make any sense for the teacher so she ask, "Still why are you late?" He answered, "Because there was extra time."
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An Italian and a Greek were arguing about which country added the most to civilization. The Greek: We built the Acropolis! the Italian: We built the colloseum! The Greek: We gave the world advanced math! the Italian: We made the Roman Empire! The Greek: We discovered sex! the Italian: And we introduced it to women!
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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