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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned."
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has 74.77 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, science, women
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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has 74.76 % from 1071 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. "What are you doing." they ask her. So she replies "Hanging myself." The men are confused and asked "If you are hanging youself, you put the rope around your neck." The blond says "Duh....I tried that, I couldn't breath."
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has 74.75 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, stupid
Hardest job in the world: police sketch artist in China.
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has 74.74 % from 507 votes. More jokes about: asian, cop, geography, work
Death: It's your time. give me your hand Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I'll never die! Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five! Blonde: *high fives* Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...
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has 74.74 % from 1626 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, stupid
Two old friends met by chance on the street. After chatting for some time, one said to the other, "I'm terribly sorry, but I've forgotten your name. You'll need to tell me." The other stared at him thoughtfully for a long time, then replied, "How soon do you need to know?"
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has 74.73 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, memory, old people, time
Relationship status - table for one but drinks for two.
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has 74.73 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, single
Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!
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has 74.73 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: food, life, technology
Two fathers chat outside school in the morning; "Bill, have you solved your son’s math problems?" "Yes, man, I did. Why?" "Can you quickly give them to me, so I can copy them...?"
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has 74.73 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: school
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