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Teacher: Ramu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Ramu: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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has 72.52 % from 430 votes. More jokes about: dog, school, teacher
( boy 1 ) : you need to say what ever i say in backwards. ( boy 2 ) : okay. ( boy 1 ) : A B C ( boy 2 ) : C B A ( boy 1 ) : 1 2 3 ( boy 2 ) : 3 2 1 ( boy 1 ) : okay lets make this harder : CRACK MY FINGER ( Boy 2 ) : Finger my crack .
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has 72.50 % from 488 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions. On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, "What is 59 + 2?" The first blonde contestant responded by saying, "57?" The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" Then they asked, "What is 15 - 5?" The blonde responded, "20, right?" Once again the rest of the contestants screamed, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" The judges decided to go easier on her and asked, "What is 1 + 2?" "Is it 3?" said the blonde. The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
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has 72.49 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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has 72.48 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
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has 72.46 % from 363 votes. More jokes about: racist
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked: "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died", replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned: "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied: "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."
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has 72.45 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, death, fish, little Johnny
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
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has 72.45 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 72.45 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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