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An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks "What's your problem, Soldier? "Chronic syphilis, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front lines, Sir!" "Good man!" says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front lines, Sir!" "Good man!" says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What's your ambition?" "To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two - Sir!"
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has 72.60 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: military
Patient: Doc I keep on forgetting things. Doctor: Since when did you have these problems? Patient: What problems?
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has 72.60 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: life
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.
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has 72.60 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler
A 6 year old boy asks his daddy: Daddy, where did I come from to this life? You were brought by a stork. That's strange, you have such a pretty wife, but nevertheless you're fucking a stork.
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has 72.60 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: sex
When a White guy is... Scared- He gets even whiter. Cold- He turns Blue. Angry-He turns Red. Stoned- Gray duh. Sick- He turns Green. When a Black guy is... Scared- He stays Black. Cold- He stays Black. Angry- He stays Black. Stoned- He stays Black. Black Man to White Man: And you calling us colored.
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has 72.60 % from 629 votes. More jokes about: life, white people
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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has 72.60 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Teacher: Ramu, how do you spell "crocodile"? Ramu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Ramu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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has 72.60 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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has 72.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: car, mexican, racist
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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has 72.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
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has 72.58 % from 1632 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
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