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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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has 72.62 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills. The driver wasn’t too sure how to get there, so he told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their destination. Meanwhile, the lovers couldn’t wait to get busy, so they got down to business in the back seat. During the couple’s moment of passion, the cabdriver noticed a fork in the road, and said, "I take the next turn, right?" "Screw NO, get your own woman," said the groom, "this one’s all mine!"
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has 72.61 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: driving, romantic, sex, wedding, women
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
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has 72.61 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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has 72.60 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Patient: Doc I keep on forgetting things. Doctor: Since when did you have these problems? Patient: What problems?
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has 72.60 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: life
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. He saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one."
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has 72.60 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: kids
Teacher: Ramu, how do you spell "crocodile"? Ramu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Ramu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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has 72.60 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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has 72.60 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Teacher: Your behaviour reminds me of square root of 2? Student: Why? Teacher: Because its’ completely irrational.
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has 72.59 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: math
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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has 72.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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