Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother. He repeated that to his techer every day, when he came to school, "Im getting a brother." One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby's kicks in her belly. The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother. He replyed, "I think mommy ate him."
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Baby Rabbit: "Mommy, where did I come from?" Mother Rabbit: "I ll tell you when you re older." Baby Rabbit: "Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now." Mother Rabbit: "If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat."
Q: Why is a blood bank more profitable than a sperm bank? A: The sperm is handmade.
Q: What did Snow White say to Pinocchio when she was sitting on his face? A: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
If you think nobody care if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).