Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. He was high on my list of priorities.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.