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Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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has 73.55 % from 358 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 73.54 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. He was high on my list of priorities.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: friendship, life
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, money
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