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What do you call a baby potato? A small fry.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, food
Two elderly gentlemen are playing cards on Saturday evening just as they have done for the past 50 years. Gus, the elder, had been having problems remembering what cards were what, and usually needed help from his wife. At the end of the card game Red said to Gus, "You did very good tonight. You didn't need any help at all. Why is that?" Gus replied, "Why, ever since my wife sent me to that memory school, I haven't had any problems at all." "Memory school? What memory school?" Gus thought for a moment, "Oh, what's that flower that's red with thorns? A really pretty flower..." "A rose?" asked Red. "Yeah, that's it!" Gus turned to his wife and mumbled, "Hey, Rose! What's the name of that memory school you sent me to?"
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: memory, old people, school, time, wife
"Is it rape if it's your wife?" "I don't think so." "What a relief! I thought you'd be mad as hell!"
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has 72.03 % from 849 votes. More jokes about: sex, wife
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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has 72.02 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: insulting, memory, old people, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 72.02 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
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has 72.02 % from 1754 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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has 72.02 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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has 72.01 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
It's a really hot day and this penguin is having car trouble, so he takes it into a garage. The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes." So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the penguin gets there he climbs inside the big freezer door and starts to eat ice cream. Three hours go by before the penguin looks at his watch and jumps out of the freezer and races back to the garage. With ice cream all over his face and his stomach he says, "So, how's my car?" The mechanic comes walking out wiping his hands on a rag and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "No, no, no, I was just eating ice cream."
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has 72.01 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, disgusting, mechanic, time
What do you do if an epileptic falls in your pool? Throw in your laundry.
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has 72.01 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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