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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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