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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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has 72.26 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ball room.
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has 72.26 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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has 72.26 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation
Q: What is the first symptom of AIDS? A: A sharp pain in the ass.
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, sex
Teacher: "I will call your parents!" Elementary student: "No! I’ll be a good boy!" Junior High School Student: "Pffff… Anyway…" High School Student: "Send my mother my greetings!"
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has 72.22 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: school, student, teacher
Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.
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has 72.22 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: food, kitty
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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has 72.21 % from 582 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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has 72.21 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Boss comes up to an employee: "Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!" "Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
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has 72.19 % from 305 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, work
Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician standing at the top of a slide. The magician said, "You may each go down the slide and ask for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide, you shall land in a huge glass of that drink. The first man went down yelling, "Beer!" He landed in a glass of beer. The second man went down yelling, "Lemonade!" He landed in a glass of lemonade. The third guy man down the slide yelling, "Wee!"
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: beer, disgusting
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