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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares?
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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