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The worst place to have a heart attack is during a gama of cherades. ...Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.
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Mr. Brown was telling his son a bed-time story. "Once upon a time there was a white bunny..." "Jeez..dad it's boring,what about science fiction?" "Ok,Ok" Mr Brown said. "Once upon a time there was a Bunny who got onto a spacecraft and...." "Dad, a little more grown up!" "Do you promise me not to tell your mom?" asked Mr Brown. " I swear!" "Ok", "Once upon a time there was a naked bunny..."
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has 72.34 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, science
Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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has 72.34 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: accountant, animal, kids, tax
Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls :)
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has 72.33 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: dirty, football
How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Q: What is the first symptom of AIDS? A: A sharp pain in the ass.
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, sex
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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has 72.32 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q. Why doesn't Santa have any children? A. Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
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has 72.32 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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has 72.32 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Little Johnny was heard by his mother reciting his homework: "Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch!" Johnny shouted his mother "Watch your language! You're not allowed to use the swearwords." But, Mom, replied the boy, "That's what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it." Next day Johnny's mother went right into the classroom to complain. "Oh, heavens" said the teacher. "That's not what I taught them. They're supposed to say, 'Two plus two, the sum of which is four."
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has 72.31 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, math, teacher, vulgar
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