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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, we encourage our wives to use electronic mail. Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent, then call back to confirm that it arrived and have a conversation about the contents.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: air force, computer, money, phone, wife
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is nothing fun about a funeral, but despite that, I had a good laugh at the following reaction by my two children. We, along with a bunch of other relatives, were following the hearse of my late great aunt. When my daughter, who always tends to focus on the morbid things in life raised the dreaded question, "Dad, what's going to happen to us when you die?" My son who was busy texting one of his friends at the time barely glanced up from his phone. "We'll go in the limousine dummy."
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A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer." The man looked away and turned red. "What's wrong?" asked the woman. "I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, dating, hunting, men, women
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants a man to satisfy their every little need. A man wants all the women to satisfy their one and only little need.
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Q: What animal has the most kids. A: A sperm whale.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, kids
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